Sunday, October 2, 2011

My Pussy Hurts . . . Part Deux

     Hi, peeps. This is a follow-up to my post on May 16th. Sorry it took me so long to do so, but what can I say? Shit happens. Or, in my case, potential precancerous cells on my cervix -- whoo hoo! So, after my summer pap (which became a colposcopy AND a biopsy during the same freakin' visit), my gyno referred me to another lovely pussy doc for a simple procedure/surgery to mutilate yet more of my lady parts. Oh, I guess I failed to mention that this would end up being my second LEEP in about 6 or so years?

     Not really much else to say during the lead-in, but I had the surgery done at a hospital this time. My experience with my prior surgery was rather shitty because I had what I thought was a simple and routine procedure done in a clinic setting, but I had to be transported via ambulance to a nearby hospital due to a complication. I was told that it was actually quite common, but it still sucked. This time around, I am 2 days post-op and I feel like I will never pee right again because I'm hurting so bad. The over-the-counter pill bottle is helping some, but if the so-called "medical professional" with all her years of schooling would have actually written the dosage amount on my lovely narcotic prescription pad, I'd probably be feeling a lot less stabbing pains in my vajay-jay right about now! I'm hoping the pharmacy calls tomorrow . . .

     I guess the moral of this lovely story is if you're smart, you'll remain celibate! Haha, well, maybe not that drastic, but at least take the appropriate precautions -- like these girls did!